These Abusive Balloons add a funny yet brutally-honest alternative to boring balloons. Each package of funny balloons includes 20 insensitive inflatable balloons with 4 cynical slogans.
The 4 balloon slogans are F*ck Me You're Old, Happy F*cking Whatever, This Party Is Sh*t, and Holy Sh*t We're Crazy. Each package includes 5 of each. The balloons are colored coded based on the slogan.
F*ck Me You're Old - 5X Red Balloons
Happy F*cking Whatever - 5X Yellow Balloons
This Party Is Sh*t - 5X Orange Balloons
Holy Sh*t We're Crazy - 5X Blue Balloons
Really undermine someone's big day! The next time you're throwing a party, grab yourself a package of these hilarious balloons. Fill them up with your own hot air and bat them around or inflate with helium to make sure they float. Just make sure that the party you're organizing isn't for a small child or grandma!
The balloons inflate to almost 25 centimeters (10 inches). Dimensions: 16 centimeters high by 9 centimeters wide by 3 centimeters in diameter (6 inches by 3.5 inches by 1 inch).